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rem16
09-15-2009, 03:32 PM
What started out as a joke has strengthened the couple's bond

By TODD WRIGHT

StaffSgt.Patrick Thomas'girlfriend is cheating on him, well, with him.

A cardboard version of the war vet stationed in Iraq, that is.

Anne Schollard, who lives in Jacksonville, carries her new cardboard man everywhere she goes - the beach, movies or on a plane. As you can expect, she gets all kinds of crazy looks from people who think she has truly lost it.

Schollard doesn't think she has gone loco, but jokingly sees the cardboard beau as an upgrade.

"He doesn't talk back, he doesn't argue," she said. "There are a couple of people who kind of gave us the stink eye, like, 'Eww, what are you doing?'"

The muscular cut out is the pivotal piece of "Perk up Patrick," an effort by family and friends to keep the freedom fighter connected and upbeat while in a foreign land. Thomas has been stationed in Iraq with the U.S. Air Force for two months and sometimes goes days without talking to a familiar voice.

But while he has been slumming it in the desert, Thomas' cardboard double has been living it up in vacation spots around Florida and California.

Thomas at least gets the pictures of cardboard Patrick's escapades so he can live vicariously through him, errr, it.

"He said 'I'm so excited to see what this project is. I just love it so much,'" Schollard said.

This might just be a threesome everyone can endorse, but our question is, will cardboard man get the boot when the real Patrick returns?

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local-beat/Wife-Finds-Stiff-Replacement-for-Hubby-in-Iraq-59260992.html?yhp=1

Hey, Whatever gets her thru the night, (and day). :tender:

Roamer
09-15-2009, 04:50 PM
Well, no guy is going to make a pass at her, that's for sure. :0t31:

Whatever works for her works for me.

Roenick
09-15-2009, 05:11 PM
There is an organization that will take a photo of your Soldier in uniform and make a life size cardboard person for free.


The big General was at the state conference I went to in MI a few months ago - his grandkids have one. He lamenated in and takes it everywhere the family goes.
He has picks of him 'holding' a 6-pack, on a rollercoaster, in the boat, water skiing...

It has really been a benefit to all the children that have a parent overseas. And it is wonderful that they are free to families.