Tequila Christmas Cake

[PatC]

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup water
1 tsp.. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several
times to check the quality)

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat , just to make sure.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

[Roenick]

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I do make a white champaign cake that is very good!

[PatC]

:67302:


I do make a white champaign cake that is very good!


I make an Amaretto (almond-flavored liqueur) cake that's a winner too.

[Roenick]

You want my address?? Feel free to make one and send it to me

[Kami]

Roe you lush! :girl_haha:

[Roenick]

Roe you lush! :girl_haha:


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I learned it from you!

[Kami]

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I learned it from you!

:thud2:

[PatC]

You want my address?? Feel free to make one and send it to me

If you were talking to me, mine never last long enough to send anywhere. . . I can hardly let it cool off before I'm into it. Even the frosting has Amaretto in it.

Where's that drooling smilie?

[Roenick]

If you were talking to me, mine never last long enough to send anywhere. . . I can hardly let it cool off before I'm into it. Even the frosting has Amaretto in it.
Where's that drooling smilie?


Yes I was talking to you! :0doh:

Maybe you should try making two at once - then you can send me one while eating the other.

[Grande]

I am going to try and make a spoon cake in a crock pot for Christmas. It looked good on the cooking show...

[WarmNCozy]

Tequila Christmas Cake

1 cup water
1 tsp.. baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp.. salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. (I already sampled it.....several
times to check the quality)

Take a large bowl, check the tequila again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Repeat , just to make sure.

Turn on the electric mixer.

Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another
cup...just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
drewscriver.

Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.

Check the tequila.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain the nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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[PatC]

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Mmmmm Rum. Goood. I have discovered Mojitos. :party52: