Continuous Story

[Jute]

Originally Posted by P.I.Jane

his receipe for beef stroganoff . Sure, he knows no one can come close to his receipe, but at a time like this he didn't want to be bothered. He quickly gave her the ingredients anyway. After he hung up he turned to Mrs. McNally who was....

....no longer wearing her little black dress. She reminded Horace that they had some unfinished business from when they were 16, and that it would be a perfect way to test the Viagra being sold by the Cartel that they had been assigned to investigate....

[P.I.Jane]

Originally Posted by Jute

....no longer wearing her little black dress. She reminded Horace that they had some unfinished business from when they were 16, and that it would be a perfect way to test the Viagra being sold by the Cartel that they had been assigned to investigate....

Now Horace was really mad at Hazel for calling and totally disappointed seeing Mrs. McNally wearing that sweat outfit again! Feeling a little frisky, he decided to take another approach with Mrs. McNally and hopefully avoid the unfinished business. He sat next to Mrs. McNally and....

[look4u]

Originally Posted by P.I.Jane

Now Horace was really mad at Hazel for calling and totally disappointed seeing Mrs. McNally wearing that sweat outfit again! Feeling a little frisky, he decided to take another approach with Mrs. McNally and hopefully avoid the unfinished business. He sat next to Mrs. McNally and....

Began to prepare his beef stroganoff. Mrs. McNally had images of days gone by flash through her mind. She was reminded of the time that they slipped into the pantry in their home economics class. The image of them beginning to remove ….

[rockford2]

Originally Posted by look4u

Began to prepare his beef stroganoff. Mrs. McNally had images of days gone by flash through her mind. She was reminded of the time that they slipped into the pantry in their home economics class. The image of them beginning to remove ….

The Campbell soup labels so that they could do their share to help the less fortunate and she knew....deep down, that Horace was a good man and he proved it over and over when they would sneak into that pantry....tearing off soup can labels as though it was a race against time. She did see his nasty side when he would refuse to mark the bare soup cans with a marker of what the can contained but she forgave him although it made HER job a lot more difficult. Peel labels and marking soup cans while he tore through them made her realize that Horace COULD change and for the better if only he would.....

[P.I.Jane]

keep the hairs in his nose cut ~ they really turn Mrs. McNally off when they get too long. But that's beside the point, the real point is ~ sure she has always loved Horace, but really now....did you think that Mrs. McNally had forgotten about the lottery winnings that she stole? Of course not! She was having trouble cashing that ticket which is the real reason that she was calling Horace in the first place. While they are investigating the Cartel for the illegal viagra she was going to have to .....

[Jute]

Originally Posted by P.I.Jane

keep the hairs in his nose cut ~ they really turn Mrs. McNally off when they get too long. But that's beside the point, the real point is ~ sure she has always loved Horace, but really now....did you think that Mrs. McNally had forgotten about the lottery winnings that she stole? Of course not! She was having trouble cashing that ticket which is the real reason that she was calling Horace in the first place. While they are investigating the Cartel for the illegal viagra she was going to have to .....

.... figure out what to do about Betsy, who was now banging on the hotel room door screaming in her impossible to not recognize voice "Horace!!!! Open this door right now!!!!!!! I know you're in there!!!!"

Ms. McNally and Horace looked at each other, nodded, and immediately .....

[P.I.Jane]

Horace was horrified! What was he going to do?


AAhhhhhhhhh, he had an idea.............

[Jute]

Originally Posted by P.I.Jane

Horace was horrified! What was he going to do?


AAhhhhhhhhh, he had an idea.............

Ms. McNally had already decided that Horace wasn't the catch she once thought he was while he was on the phone giving the beef stroganoff recipe to what's her name - hadn't the guy heard of VM? She decided that she needed a partner in crime, but it wasn't going to be Horace. Besides, he was still married to Betsy and by the way he shook when he heard her screeching, it was clear who wore the pants in that family - Ms. McNally wasn't about to share her hard earned money with Betsy. If he couldn't be trusted to label the label-less soup cans, he sure couldn't be trusted to keep his cowardly mouth shut from the wife.

Horace's plan was grand - and oh so very Horace. "Let's grab our things and each slip into a closet - Betsy won't look there." Ms. McNally whispered, in her sweetest voice, 'oh what a great fantastic idea, let's get busy.'

As soon as Horace had closed the door to his closet, Ms. McNally quickly put her slinky black dress and heels on, used her always-present lock pick to open the door to the adjoining suite, and nonchalantly walked in the opposite direction that Betsy was looking - still screaming her head off.

She headed to the hotel bar, slid onto a bar stool, ordered a Mojito and began to casually look around. She had to put her glass to her mouth to hide the huge grin that developed when she saw ....

[look4u]

Originally Posted by Jute

Ms. McNally had already decided that Horace wasn't the catch she once thought he was while he was on the phone giving the beef stroganoff recipe to what's her name - hadn't the guy heard of VM? She decided that she needed a partner in crime, but it wasn't going to be Horace. Besides, he was still married to Betsy and by the way he shook when he heard her screeching, it was clear who wore the pants in that family - Ms. McNally wasn't about to share her hard earned money with Betsy. If he couldn't be trusted to label the label-less soup cans, he sure couldn't be trusted to keep his cowardly mouth shut from the wife.

Horace's plan was grand - and oh so very Horace. "Let's grab our things and each slip into a closet - Betsy won't look there." Ms. McNally whispered, in her sweetest voice, 'oh what a great fantastic idea, let's get busy.'

As soon as Horace had closed the door to his closet, Ms. McNally quickly put her slinky black dress and heels on, used her always-present lock pick to open the door to the adjoining suite, and nonchalantly walked in the opposite direction that Betsy was looking - still screaming her head off.

She headed to the hotel bar, slid onto a bar stool, ordered a Mojito and began to casually look around. She had to put her glass to her mouth to hide the huge grin that developed when she saw ....

Her next door neighbor, who had earned enough money to go to, and graduated from clown college. She was reminded of the day that this all began with that winning lottery ticket. Oh for the simpler times when all there was to be afraid of were the clowns, and …

[rockford2]

Originally Posted by look4u

Her next door neighbor, who had earned enough money to go to, and graduated from clown college. She was reminded of the day that this all began with that winning lottery ticket. Oh for the simpler times when all there was to be afraid of were the clowns, and …

the no need for Viagra! When loving each other was enough without affairs, legal problems and this pesky woman named Alice who kept calling and leaving messages about .....